Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.
The NLA take nail length seriously.
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
if you’re looking for a way to earn gift cards to pay for stuff on the side because money is tight there’s a totally awesome and legit way to earn them through an app!
http://featurepoints.com/web/ <- its completely legit and its helped me a lot for buying games and even though theres not that much stuff you can get on the canadian side its still worth a look!!
for americans there’s itunes cards, xbox cards, PSN cards, amazon and paypal I think and there might be something else (in canada theres only paypal and amazon)
it’s kinda like getjar if anyone uses that but you get real money for it
if it interests you, you can earn an extra 50 starter points of you said i’ve referred you!! my code is MML9HW !!!
i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me
Okay so this got deleted, so im adding it again
2014 giveaway - an excellent condition Windows 8 Laptop
My sister gave me her old laptop and said i could use it in a tumblr giveaway, (she just got a macbook so yeah this laptop is not needed) As we come from a very well off family, this is being given away to one lucky person! It has a 500gb hard drive and is worth around $500-$600
Here’s how this will work:
- You dont have to follow me. But, i would really appreciate it if you check out my blog, i do post some quality stuff, maybe its worth a follow? It’s up to you, but i am giving away an awesome laptop! It might increase your chances of winning too. ;)
- Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs or whatever. You can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
- Winner will be chosen at random and contacted via ask, so make sure that you have that on/open.
- You have until Feburary 20th, 2014 to reblog this post. a winner (at random, using a generator) and then message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different.
- I’ll post the winners URL on my blog, so youll gain a ton of followers
- This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!
Ends on Feburary 20th, 2014 IN AUSTRALIA WHICH IS TOMORROW so get reblogging!
MY URL HAS BEEN CHANGED SO DONT FOLLOW MY OLD BLOG (Breaking-dexter) follow my new one (mutualize)
I am hosting a few other giveaways on my blog. And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx
Good luck and stay lovely!
This ends tomorrow (because im in australia and tomorrow is the 20th of feburary) so make sure you reblog it before the winner is announced or you dont have a chance. Good luck!